So during the 4 nights I stayed at my old uni guess how many takeouts we had. 5. Yes, 5 take out meals in 4 days. I would say I am ashamed, but really, I am not even remotely.
Guess how many nights I drank? That’s right I drank 4. Guess how many days I drank? 1 only, clearly I am losing my touch.
Ladies made to blush? Only two. I was being very well behaved so that is good. Didn’t even flinch when one was so close I could feel how warm her lips were.
People influenced. 4. One got drunk for the first time in 6 months and it only happened because I came down and I always destroy him. That and I busted out shots at a bar and he can’t say no to me. One got drunk for the first time ever with me. I was so happy to take his drunk Virginity. One girl dislikes me because her boyfriend always has a different brand of fun with me compared to the boring monotony that she brings to the table. Makes me happy I pissed her off because you may be pretty, but you are as interesting as watching paint dry. One is the incident spoken in the PPP.
Broken items. 1. Friend dropped a glass in the bar and covered my leg in toffee cider and smashed his pint glass. I was more upset about the alcohol than my trousers.
Good, clean yet messy fun. Perfect.
MMS
My Mental Stream 
“I pissed her off because you may be pretty, but you are as interesting as watching paint dry. ” lol. Nice to see that you are corrupting your male friends as well as the females. I haven’t been doing much corrupting lately.
I am apparently the bad one, but I don’t see it myself. I’m pretty tame comparatively. If only more women were around, I could do with a good corruption session 😉
“Good, clean yet messy fun. Perfect.”
Yes it sounds perfect! 🙂
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It was. Thanks for stopping by. And as I said to Tis and B, hope to see you guys both posting more 🙂 xx
I been beyond busy lately but as soon as I can I will.. for now I hope you enjoy JK’s words.
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I enjoy both your posts. I shall check them out soon. Xx
Thank my sexy friend
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Sounds like an adventure you had! Is your liver shot now? hahahaha Glad you had so much fun though! XX
Serious alcohol and food detox now. Healthy foods and lots of water. Xx
LOL!! Haha! The paint drying girl comment cracked me up. Glad you had a good time my friend!
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I did, it was a whole lot of fun. Made me miss them all all the more. xx