As you may gather from the title, I went out, and there was a cute blonde involved, but I shall get to that later on. Let me start at the beginning.
One of my friends and I were at the pub. We were meant to have a night out with four of us but one had to bail because of the situation the previous night (see this post here) and the other was at work and coming later. So the two of us sat having a few quiet ones and the another friend of his turned up and we had a chat. Then the other guy turned up around 10 and we got the Jager bombs in. Bad idea for me, so horrible, but I manned up and got it down me.
We met a couple more of their group and bounced between a couple of bars. The guy who met us after work was after a particular girl, so we said we would wing man him and help him out. Bearing in mind that two of us have not had any for a very long time and we were helping the guy who got laid yesterday, I would say we are pretty awesome friends.
So after pub and bar bouncing we end up in the local club, where as I walk in I hear my name screamed and a pair of arms are flung around my neck. I have no idea who this girl is screaming and telling me she has missed me until about 30 seconds later when she lets me go and I can see her face. It was one of the girls called C I used to work with. She is such a little gem and so much fun, and her boyfriend is a top geezer as well. I give her a kiss on the cheek and shake his hand and we get some drinks in.
We bounce from upstairs to downstairs a few times, having a dance a few times, but I prefer the music and the atmosphere downstairs so I say I am going down and they follow me to the dance floor. They see a couple more guys they know, as well as a girl who I recognised from the pub as my friends ex’s best friend (convoluted I know, apologies). I see my friend C on the floor with her partner and a couple of their friends so I go over and start dancing with them all.
Her boyfriend grinds up on me to which he got the Bitch Please Special served up with a side of I Own This Floor topped off with a Move Yo Ass Like This Bwoy. I do not get out danced. My kingdom, as stated in a poem I wrote here. Turns out dancing like that gets you some attention as her female friends cheer and start to get involved, both dancing with me at the same time. I am having a great time getting my groove on and I see a couple of guys start copying my moves in a mocking gesture. I run my fingers through my hair, they do it. I do a fade away, they do it. So I grabbed these two girls and got my serious dirty grind on which they absolutely got involved with and they just stood there with faced like “Well shit, did not see that happening. He may look silly, but it works”
I wander between the bar, some guys I see who I know and the girls until I find that the cute blonde who has always been either opposite me or next to me when I dance and always doing duo moves with me is standing alone. I go and see if she is ok and it turns out she has been abandoned. I tell her I will walk her to a taxi to go home, or she can join us for the evening. She joins us and is basically by my side the rest of the night. Lovely girl and a great little winder.
I should say that when I go out, I do not go to pull. I go to a club to dance and have fun. If girls get involved that’s cool, but my aim is to dance, scream lyrics and have a ball. I did just that.
About 15 mins before close I tell everyone I am off, including the cute blonde, and they proceed to agree and follow me out. I dance to the coat check to get my jacket and have a chat with the guy behind there who calls me FIERCE! I am not sure what that means, but he said it in what seemed a positive way, so I am cool with that. We got outside and my friend who came after work was battered. He needed walking home and a talk to get whatever was on his mind off.
I asked the cute blonde if she needed me to call her a taxi home and if she had enough money. She looked a little sad, but said she could do it herself, but asked if I would wait with her until it arrived. When it did she asked if she could drop me off somewhere but I live in the opposite direction. I made sure she got her in her taxi home, wishing her a safe one with a kiss on the cheek. Lovely girl who is clearly a great laugh.
We walk my friend home and he tells us about all his drama and how he is a dick. What he has done does make him a dick, but it takes two to tango. He just can’t play games like the rest of us.
Now I am home and nearly 1000 words in. I should probably leave it there.
Night Netty and thanks for listening. You are a diamond.