While browsing blogs I found this “99 Questions” thing at Musings of Randomness. I used to do these by email a lot back in the day, so I thought why not have a throwback moment and have a crack at one. Here we go.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Always. I was raised with the superstition that if you leave your wardrobe doors open you are letting money out. That and open wardrobe doors annoy me.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes I do, but I haven’t stayed in a hotel in years.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?I have sheets tucked in over my mattress, but a duvet on my bed. So out, as in non-existent?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?No, but if you were to ask about traffic cones…whole different story.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes, very much so.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Nope.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear, less painful I imagine.
8: Do you have freckles? Nope, not at all.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? No, I actually have a habit of sticking my tongue out, but I smile occasionally too.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Rude people. They really annoy me. Oh, queue jumpers too.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods? No.
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? Yes, and I look like a nut job.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes, even at 23.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? Zero.
17: What size is your bed? Double bed size
18: What is your Song of the week? Harry Shotta – Like a G6 (Remix). It’s good, lyrically not great, but his flow and timing is on point.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Personally I don’t wear any pink, I don’t even think I own any, but some people can pull it off, so go for it.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? Animie and cartoons, hell yes I do.
21: What’s your least favourite movie? IT the Clown
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Back garden next to the shed.
23: What do you drink with dinner? Water
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Usually BBQ sauce, but I do like ketchup too.
25: What is your favourite food? This thing called Rissoles, which is like tuna in a red sauce wrapped in pastry and deep fried. That or calamari.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Friends with Benefits, Evolution, Bad Boys I and II, The Avengers.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Romantically, Matchbox20 girl, otherwise it was my step-mum on Monday morning before I left.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes I was a cub scout, but left before becoming a ranger scout.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Yes. But tastefully, I am a man of morals. But let me have a few months warning so I can hit the gym a little harder.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? December 2nd 2011
31: Can you change the oil on a car? No, but give me a manual and I’d give it a crack.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No, I only have my provisional licence
33: Ever ran out of gas? As in petrol, no, as I cannot drive, but as in natural gas in heating, yes. We had a meter in my second year so we ran out of gas every now and again, but being cheap students we rarely topped it up and just froze our butts off.
34: Favourite kind of sandwich? Double bacon and egg sandwich with ketchup. 3 slices of bread, 6 rashers of bacon and 2 eggs, sunny side up. SO GOOD!
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? See above, or a full English.
36: What is your usual bedtime? Whenever, I need more structure really, been about 1am lately
37: Are you lazy? At times, but I can be psychotically driven at times.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Never went out dressed up for Halloween.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Snake.
40: How many languages can you speak? English and passable French, so 2.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.
42: Which are better Legos or Lincoln logs? No idea what Lincoln Logs are so Lego.
43: Are you stubborn? I can be, but I can be persuaded I am wrong if the argument is coherent.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Don’t watch either
45: Ever watch soap operas? Do comedies count like scrubs?
46: Are you afraid of heights? Not particularly.
47: Do you sing in the car? Yes, I have been known to.
48: Do you sing in the shower? No.
49: Do you dance in the car? Oh yes, most definitely.
50: Ever used a gun? BB gun and paintball gun.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Graduation day from university, July 2011. Professional photographer I assume we are going with here.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Some of them aim for that, but generally no, they can be brilliant.
53: Is Christmas stressful? Not really, apart from when I worked for a supermarket, then yes, it was.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? No, but I’d give it a go.
55: Favourite type of fruit pie? Only ever had apple, so I’ll go with that.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Very young, a doctor, up until 16, lawyer, up until 19 Accountant, now, not 100% sure.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? Not sure.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? No.
59: Take a vitamin daily? No.
60: Wear slippers? No.
61: Wear a bath robe? Yes, I love my dressing gown.
62: What do you wear to bed? Depends on the temperature. Can be joggers and a t-shirt, can be just my boxers.
63: First concert? Never been to a concert as such, but seen bands play at my university.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Hugo Boss if I could, such great tailoring, and such nice gear.
65: Nike or Adidas? Nike
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Walkers
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Honey Glazed Peanuts are the canine’s testicles. (Means good for the non Brits who don’t understand the phrase “It’s the dogs bo*locks”)
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No.
69: Ever take dance lessons? Yes.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No clue.
71: Can you curl your tongue? Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee? Never entered one, so no.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes.
74: Own any record albums? No, but my dad has hundreds.
75: Own a record player? I used to, and there is one still in the house.
76: Regularly burn incense? No.
77: Ever been in love? I want to say yes, but I question it within relationships. I have said it and it felt right anyway.
78: Who would you like to see in concert? Example, Plan B, LostPhrophets, Muse, Maroon 5 or The Script.
79: What was the last concert you saw? N/A
80: Hot tea or cold tea? Hot. Always. Milk one sugar, ta.
81: Tea or coffee? Tea
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? I’m going to go with snickerdoodle because that is just a cool word.
83: Can you swim well? Well enough not to drown yet.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.
85: Are you patient? Yes.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Band for ceremony and reception, DJ for the night.
87: Ever won a contest? No.
88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89: Which are better black or green olives? Neither. Olives are foul.
90: Can you knit or crochet? No, but I can sew.
91: Best room for a fireplace? Living rooms, or in a very fancy bedroom.
92: Do you want to get married? Maybe.
93: If married, how long have you been married? N/A
94: Who was your HS crush? I went to a secondary school, and I dated my crush from 16-19.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.
96: Do you have kids? No.
97: Do you want kids? Yes.
98: What’s your favourite colour? Purple, Black (argument can be made that black is not a colour) and Silver.
99: Do you miss anyone right now? Yes, far too many.