A friend of mine posted this and I thought her answers were brilliant! I shall not be linking to her as she does not like that, but I want her to know that she has inspired me. I especially like that she chose to be a unicorn. I can imagine that and her speaking the catchphrase of her old blog. Here goes!
If I were a politician I would be
Chancellor of The Exchequer. Or Foreign Minister. Or possibly Secretary of Defence. I would be high powered, I would be caring about other people in a high level capacity and I would be looking after those that I can using the maximum ability of my powers.
If I were a pop star I would be
One of the guys from Lonely Island; a bit odd but amusing and creative.
If I were a film star I would be
I would like to say Bradley Cooper or possibly Brad Pitt, but my friends will agree with me here and put me as Will Smith. Too many times have I been compared to Alex Hitchens from Hitch and Mike Lowry from Bad Boys. ”Don’t hate the player, hate the game”
If I were in a soap opera I would be
JD from Scrubs; smart yet insecure, terrible with women at times, caring to a fault and prone to bouts of utter stupidity.
If I were a writer I would be
A kids writer, or possibly a poet. Benjamin Zephaniah is a rather talented man.
If I were a book I would be
A romance novel wrapped in the exterior of an action book. Something like a Jack Higgins novel a little. Or possibly some straight up Mills and Boon, but without the “story” and in considerably more detail. Yes, I could have said 50 Shades here, but that is trash, and I can write much better than that.
If I were a TV host I would be
Ant AND Dec. Yep, I’d be two people. I am that nuts.
If I were a criminal I would be
a white collar criminal. Probably embezzlement or insider trading going by my qualifications.
If I were a religion I would be
One which prescribes peace and harmony to all, but to smite down ones enemy. Probably Buddhism
If I were a mythical beast I would be
Dragon. With an ice lung and a fire lung. Big and scary and powerful, yet a big softie really.
If I were a Disney character I would be
Raja from Aladdin. A sexy tiger who loves and protects his princess. Also my best friend would be a flying rug which is AWESOME!!
If I were a drug I would be
Heroin. Once you have had a taste you just want more and more. Or marijuana; I leave you in giggles
If I were an animal I would be
A Snow Leopard; rare, beautiful and wanted by all. I’m kidding I’d probably be a housecat. I like to sleep and have behind my ears rubbed.
If I were a piece of food I would be
Chocolate. If I were a drink I’d be hot chocolate, and a few people know the reason why
If I were an illness I would be
Mono; the kissing disease Again just kidding, I’d probably be syphilis; an STI which never really goes away and eventually drives you insane.
If I were a mood I would be
Anger. That is my gut reaction to what mood I would be, but I guess I would also be soppy or nostalgic.
If I were a holiday resort I would be
All inclusive SERIOUSLY!! I need to stop doing that! I would be a hot resort with lots of golden beaches, blue sea and coral reefs for swimming/snorkeling/diving, and plenty of bars.
If I were a pattern I would be
Pinstripes. I love wearing pinstripe shirts, I like uniformity and pinstripes never go out of style; it is a classic look.
If I were a tree I would be
A willow. That or the spongy tree, Great American Redwood I want to say; because I would be squishy and everyone could give me a hug