If I Were...

A friend of mine posted this and I thought her answers were brilliant! I shall not be linking to her as she does not like that, but I want her to know that she has inspired me.  I especially like that she chose to be a unicorn.  I can imagine that and her speaking the catchphrase of her old blog.  Here goes!

If I were a politician I would be

Chancellor of The Exchequer.  Or Foreign Minister.  Or possibly Secretary of Defence.  I would be high powered, I would be caring about other people in a high level capacity and I would be looking after those that I can using the maximum ability of my powers.

If I were a pop star I would be

One of the guys from Lonely Island; a bit odd but amusing and creative.

If I were a film star I would be

I would like to say Bradley Cooper or possibly Brad Pitt, but my friends will agree with me here and put me as Will Smith.  Too many times have I been compared to Alex Hitchens from Hitch and Mike Lowry from Bad Boys.  ”Don’t hate the player, hate the game”

If I were in a soap opera I would be

JD from Scrubs; smart yet insecure, terrible with women at times, caring to a fault and prone to bouts of utter stupidity.

If I were a writer I would be

A kids writer, or possibly a poet.  Benjamin Zephaniah is a rather talented man.

If I were a book I would be

A romance novel wrapped in the exterior of an action book.  Something like a Jack Higgins novel a little. Or possibly some straight up Mills and Boon, but without the “story” and in considerably more detail.  Yes, I could have said 50 Shades here, but that is trash, and I can write much better than that.

If I were a TV host I would be

Ant AND Dec. Yep, I’d be two people.  I am that nuts.

If I were a criminal I would be

a white collar criminal.  Probably embezzlement or insider trading going by my qualifications.

If I were a religion I would be

One which prescribes peace and harmony to all, but to smite down ones enemy.  Probably Buddhism

If I were a mythical beast I would be

Dragon.  With an ice lung and a fire lung.  Big and scary and powerful, yet a big softie really.

If I were a Disney character I would be

Raja from Aladdin.  A sexy tiger who loves and protects his princess.  Also my best friend would be a flying rug which is AWESOME!!

If I were a drug I would be

Heroin.  Once you have had a taste you just want more and more.  Or marijuana; I leave you in giggles

If I were an animal I would be 

A Snow Leopard; rare, beautiful and wanted by all.  I’m kidding I’d probably be a housecat.   I like to sleep and have behind my ears rubbed.

If I were a piece of food I would be

Chocolate.  If I were a drink I’d be hot chocolate, and a few people know the reason why

If I were an illness I would be

Mono; the kissing disease Again just kidding, I’d probably be syphilis; an STI which never really goes away and eventually drives you insane.

If I were a mood I would be

Anger.  That is my gut reaction to what mood I would be, but I guess I would also be soppy or nostalgic.

If I were a holiday resort I would be

All inclusive  SERIOUSLY!! I need to stop doing that! I would be a hot resort with lots of golden beaches, blue sea and coral reefs for swimming/snorkeling/diving, and plenty of bars.

If I were a pattern I would be

Pinstripes.  I love wearing pinstripe shirts, I like uniformity and pinstripes never go out of style; it is a classic look.

If I were a tree I would be 

A willow.  That or the spongy tree, Great American Redwood I want to say; because I would be squishy and everyone could give me a hug

PLH

MMS